Oh, come on! What did you expect?

dailychrisevans:

“I’m Irish Catholic, so I think I’m always a little guilty. But the first time I saw a Playboy magazine in third grade, I told my mother. I felt horrible. I’d been at my friend Tom’s house when I saw it, and I was silent the whole car ride home. When we got home, I said, ‘Ma, I have to tell you something—I looked at a naked lady.’ She said it was okay and that it wasn’t a problem. But I wasn’t allowed back at Tom’s house!”